Thursday, May 21, 2015

Things My Kids Don't Know About Me

--I stay up late at night watching shows and eating cereal. I love the BBC.

--Sometimes I say swear words.

--As a girl not much older than they are, I was obsessed with UFO and alien stories. I loved sitting between my mom and dad on their bed and watching Unsolved Mysteries.

--I love chips. Nacho cheese, sour cream & onion, cheddar & sour cream.

--I was scared of roller coasters. But then I wasn't. Then I was.

--I sneak spoonfuls of cookie dough.

--I am lazy.

--I don't care whether or not they make their beds in the morning.

--The hours between 4 pm and 6 pm are pretty much the worst.

--When I was little I used to bite into bars of soap--not because I liked the taste, but because I liked the texture.

--I'm tired. (Well, they probably know this one.)

--I freak out when they're sick.

--My brain shuts down at the sight of Lego instructions.

--I believe in the Magic 8 Ball, too. All signs point to yes.


Lauren said...

Unmade beds, but flossed teeth at your house. I think those are appropriate priorities.

Jennie La said...

This is just the best list.

I swear a lot more than anyone probably would think.

And yes yes to the BBC.

Megan Goates said...

My kids know that I swear, sadly. I also do not care if they make their beds.

This list. Yes.