Monday, May 11, 2015
Partially Accurate Mother's Day
"My mom is 34 years old. My mom's favorite food to eat is oatmel. Mom's favorite movie is Cluch Powers. My mom's favorite thing to do is art. My mom always says 'I love you.' My mom weighs 916 pounds. I wish my mom would never die. What my mom loves the most about me is I do what she says. I love my mom because she makes food for me."
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I had a few of these myself. The best was, "I know my mom is smart because she's so good at math." Um... false.
Cluch Powers? Is that a real movie?
916 pounds? You weigh more than New Jersey.
They always seem to be most grateful for the food we make. I like it when people make me food, too.
You wear your weight so well.
Dom's mother's day card included: "she has a baby in her tummy." Kids say it like it is.
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