Monday, July 6, 2015

Now Hiring for Bodyguard Position, Compensation Will Be Given in the Form of Red Vines

My life was threatened yesterday by a eight-going-on-nine-year-old girl who has a crush on my son.

"You and I are the only ones who know. If you tell ANYONE...!"


Megan Goates said...

You're in big trouble, posting about this secret crush. Watch out for almost nine-year-old girls.

Louise Plummer said...

Okay, this is just scary.